The Secret Grub's Gate Cult started this whole thing with the purple shrouds. Those "Heaven's Gate" people copied our idea!

"Closure" for us comes when we've had the last glass of wine. With the Hale-Bopp Comet speeding by Earth, we figured it was time to drink all our wine and wait for out "Final Closure".

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This is me, working on my last bit of wine. Shroud in place. My head is starting to feel foggy. Closure MUST be near...

After the bottle my head was reeling. I thought that "Closure" was here, so I assumed the position on my bed with my shroud.

Several hours later, I woke up feeling like hell. I felt a nasty pressure in my posterior. Could this finally be the sought after Closure??!!!

After all this (and several Tylenol) my precious "Final Closure" has evaded me, but I'll keep trying. Perhaps all I'll acomplish is "Closure" of my Liver.